Spiders are kind to their own. Well, story except for the kinky Black Widow, who eats her husband after sex.
Spiders are very good at controlling the populations of lesser insects – gnats, for example.
Above all, spiders dine in style. Pheasant under glass has nothing on them. Have you noticed? A fine, strapping exoskeleton gets stuck in a beautiful, geometric web whose strands are stronger than steel. There is no rush, no baring of teeth or ripping of flesh. No blood on the floor.
The spider, epicure and medical professional, injects a magic potion under the shiny shell. The guts and muscle of the beautiful captive are reduced, sautéed and flambéed. Only then does the spider dine – elegantly and unhurriedly.
After the meal the prize remains. The beautiful prey is still there, intact and whole, framed in the skyscraper web. Its value seems undiminished.
But it will move no more, except when the wind pulls at the strands binding it. The soul is long gone.
So too does private equity provide for its own.